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Science Jokes for the Last Week of COSMOS
What do you call a mean acid? An a-meano-acid!
OMg (Oxygen and Magnesium).
I was reading a book on helium. I couldn’t put it down.
How do you cut a sea in half? Use a sea-saw.
What did the triangle say to the circle? “You're pointless.”
Why did the skeleton not attend the ball? He had nobody to go with.
Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.
What do computers like to eat? Chips.
What can run but cannot walk? Water.
What did the science book say to the math book? “You’ve got problems.”
Credit:
www.weareteachers.com/science-jokes/
By Karla M. Louisa
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Week 3
Cluster Life
Recreational Life
Discovery Lectures
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Macroscopic Bits
Opinion
Boardwalk Trip
Week 4
Cluster Life
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COSMOlympics
Goodbye COSMOS
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